1. "Sassafras" - 3:15

2. "I Hate Buffering" - 3:05

3. "Assistant to the Regional Manager" - 3:37

4. "Dez Moines" - 4:03

5. "Big Wiggly Style" - 4:13

6. "Danger: Wildman" - 4:01

7. "Ben Has a Kid" - 3:57

8. "Wapakalypse" - 3:43

9. "Gimme Half" - 4:21

10. "Louder Than Thunder" - 2:37

11. "Lord Xenu" - 3:25